New Book

My Dog Ate My Nobel Prize

Jeff Martin was born in 1980. Jeff Martin made millions on the stock market. Jeff Martin lost millions on the stock market. Jeff Martin stopped a Chinese tank at Tiananmen Square. Jeff Martin managed Michael Dukakis's 1988 presidential campaign. Jeff Martin co-wrote Aliens 2: More Aliens with James Cameron. Jeff Martin had a torrid and brief creative relationship with Disney's animation department. Jeff Martin disguised himself as a midget, joined NASA, and became the first-ever child in space, all in tribute to the Challenger space shuttle tragedy.

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Praise

“This book never quits being hilarious.”
- Patricia Marx

“Jeff Martin is a first class liar. Even better than me.”
- James Frey

“Frankly, I had my doubts about Jeff Martin’s book. But while I was reading it, my tumor started to shrink. By the time I reached the end, it was gone! The doctors have their fingers crossed. So thanks, Jeff, I guess.”
- Chip Kidd

“The perfect Twitter Age pseudo-memoir.”
- Kurt Andersen

“A wild-eyed almost-alternate history of not-so-long-ago, in which so much depends upon the Zelig-like Mr. Martin.”
- Ed Park